Dinner

I was eating my solitary dinner when Jim surprised me again. I usually don't notice these things, but he was dressed in a very nice looking cashmere sweater. I only mention it because at the beginning of the semester he was dressed as drab as I was.

"Holy shit, man. That video is all over campus."
"Hm"
"You are a hero. How did you do it?"
"I didn't."
"Right, man. They're calling you 'Magnus the Conquerer,' ya know. Well, see you around."

Well, so much for running for office. Goodbye life. Ug.

They drugged me
They tugged me
They sat on my face
They slapped me
They fapped me
They filmed me in place
Now all the kings horses
Would be just as lame
If all the kings men
Had been fucked just the same